Your bars will just be bitten like Holyfield's ears

Silver's angry. In fact he's fuming. It should be the happiest time of his life. Things are really starting to happen for him. He's on tour with the X-Factor finalists JLS, Bad Lashes and Diana Vickers. He's got a tune out with The Game. But he's also got road beef. With Ironik. Apparently Ironik's been all up in his phone and all over facebook 'chatting bare breeze', trying to get girls to delete him. And it's driving him insane. So he's taken matters into his own hands, teamed up with Jaycee, merked Ironik on a track called 'Your Time's Up', and put it on the tinternets.

Silver's vocal is pretty weak, but Jaycee's bars are funny.

'I'm ashamed to say that you're from this proud nation
When I saw you in Newcastle wearing lady's foundation'

You can hear the whole thing here:



I've said it before and I'll say it again: I love Ironik. It upsets me that people are mean to him. But we're all staying strong and, although we've been talking about it for months, I can confirm that 'Tiny Dancer' is back on the release schedule. It's just a new way of marketing. The tantric single release stratergy - you feel like it's coming, but it never quite does. It's designed to heighten your pleasure, like making love to Sting. But now it really is coming. And like a Rocco Siffredi money shot it's coming In Your Face. The track's been re-recorded. Chip has a verse. We're shooting a video in the next couple of weeks. Jonathan Lipman is his new manager. (That's right - his mum isn't doing it anymore.) Lipman is the PR man responsible for the 'careers' of Bianca Gascoigne, Kenzie, Harvey, Heather Swann, Andy Scott-Lee et al. So we're in good hands. Charlie Brooker talks about him here:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2009/jan/31/charlie-brooker-celebrity-agency-review

Listen to the words.