Today I was horrified to discover that Ironik and Danielle Lloyd are actually going out with each other. I was under the impression that it was just a sordid PR ploy concocted by us to generate a bit of tabloid interest in him. But no. It's real. She's met his mum and everything.
Here's what Ironik has to say about it:
'When I first met her it made my pee pee feel funny, you know like when you're a kid and you're on a swing. I like her. When we first kissed, I nearly did a sex wee.'
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